.iamalanwhoru
Content:[5/30] I'm bored, that's what. Alan tries to please the indulgent masses with tales of who he talked to in shop, what girl he saw in the mall. But is anybody really impressed?
Mom is horrid. Yeah, alright. That makes you stand out from every other teenager in the world. School sucks. Gee, really? You have friends who are girls and sometimes cute. Wahoo. Really...do you expect people you don't know to read this stuff? The only time you brought up an interesting question, you answered it in a boring way. For example, if you could go and live in any era, which one would it be? Well, Alan decrees that his current era is sufficient because of technological advancements such as cd players. Since you obviously gave that question such a considerable amount of thought, it's easy to see why many could stay absorbed in your thoughtful diary....
If Alan isn't stealing plotlines from Degrassi Junior High, he's rehashing jokes from South Park;
Yep. Funny. Ultimately Alan can be summed up into this 'POint of View' entry:
I think we have a future governor on our hands, only this one manages to be even more boring than Arnie's monotone voice.
The five points is for your content existing. Layout:[15/25]The layout colours are ok. And the boxes are neat enough. But it's as boring as the entries. So I suppose it compliments the writing. But it;s nothing to boast about.
Update:[3/10] See, you update occassionally, but when you do it may be anywhere from one line to about ten. And quizzes aren't really updates. So, I felt as if during a whole month you would only say one worthwhile thing, and thus only one update would have been sufficient.
Extras:[8/10] Pictures, biography, buddy list, cast, poems, quizzes, reviews, rings.102 facts.
Errors:[10/10]There are no broken links or anything like that.
Contact:[5/5] AIM, email, notes, guestbook, yahoo.
Bonus:[0/5]
returning:[0/5] Not if you threatened me with death. You made glad I graduate from high school in a week. Sheesh.
Total: 46/100 reviewed by kathleen
