lindseyjtjtk
Content:[5/30] It really doesn't help when the first entry I read is boring as shit.
See, Lindsey (random letters on the end) even acknowledges that many of her entries are straight from the yawn factory. What leaves me as a screaming perplexed reviewer is, 'why bother updating at all?' Honestly, who cares is Chrstine spells her name with a Khyrstine or whatever. Booooring.
Well, I thought I might be able to go back through some past entries and let random-letters redeem herself. But I instead learn that she hates archiving. My question is- why do you bother logging onto the internet if this is all that you have to say? Why? And who in the hell wants to know?
Now a normal person would highlight parts in their diary if they were important or interesting. Instead, this is an excerpt from Lindey's diary, word for word, that was highlighted as if it was supposed to stand out:
And here I was expecting a great level of depth from this diarist.
Reading this diary is like having one of those friends who tells stories badly. You know, they go on and on and on, and you presume that there is going to be a climatic stage at some point. Instead the story just takes a nose dive and you are left unsatisfied. After reading dozens of these entries I feel like murdering all of my friends.
This only proves that boring people should not write diaries. Evidenced by the fact that one of the most interesting entries in here is when her toilet ALMOST overflows, but doesn't. And then she presses the button again...and it ALMOST overflows, but doesn't. And then she sticks her hand in there, thinking that it would overflow, and it ALMOST does, but it doesn't Then she cleaned her hand. Wahoo.
so I'm typing in Notepad. I hate wordwrap. It goes on and on and on. I start a line, and two miles later I'm still on the same line.
You do the same in your diary.
layout:[15/25] I didn't let my itnense hatred for the Monkees get in the way of this review. You should listen to the Beatles instead. But yes, this layout is boring, has seemingly nothing to do with your entries. Except for the fact that they're both boring as all hell. It's neat but nothing special.
Updates:[5/10] She updates too often.
Extras:[10/10] 101 things about me, Bio, photos of both you and your dog, cast, reviews, dolls of the cast (oooh), rings, fanlistings, playlists, favourites, emotion map (whoever made these deserves to be shot.) blah blah blah. All the things that make a diaryland diary just that.
Errors:[10/10] None.
Contact:[5/5] Notes, guestbook, guestmap, tagboard, AIM.
Bonus:[0/5] GET A LIFEEEE! For the love of God! Go out and DO something. Please! Find interesting people! I'm eighteen and if the most interesting that happens in the course of a month if putting your hand down a toilet than a pity you. You're in college! You may not be the partying type, but humans seem to like to have fun. You sound like you've never been out of a barn. Good luck with moving into the bigger world.
Returning:[0/5] I'd have to be insane.
Total: 50/100. This score is too high, but you have alot of stuff on your journal. Reviewed by kathleen
